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As you probably know by now KOBs was undefeated on the weekend. This brings up the question of what deserves a keg, no losses, or five wins. We asked some prominent people around the club their thoughts.
Club Treasurer Earl Hekking - “If it was just a question of beer I would say yes, we deserve a keg, but it is also a question of money to pay for the beer, so maybe, but then again…beer, yes the keg should be on.”
Club Captain Nick Sergeant – “In my honest and humble opinion, and I’m not just saying this to get free beer, yes, we deserve a keg.”
First Grade Captain Guy Martell – “I’m still on my way home from the last keg.”
Second Grade Legend McGetts – “What’s the point? by the time I get to the pub, the keg is almost always finished, just because I like to spend a bit of extra time to make sure I look good when I go out on a Saturday night. Hair like this doesn’t do itself you know.”
Third Grade Coach Matt Crouch – “Ask yourself the same question I always ask myself when faced with a decision: what would a lawyer do? And in this case the answer is look for precedents, do we have any? Yes, after the first round we had four wins and a draw. Did we have a keg then? Yes. There you go problem solved, now if you ring me this late again I’m calling the police. Sheesh.”
Thirsty Fourth Grade Prop Luke Robinson – “You’re kidding aren’t you? of course we should have a keg, and then we should have another, and if anyone is still thirsty, another.”
Injured First Grader and Club Secretary Nigel Hobler – “Could we have a keg of mud slide mixture instead?”
Supercoach Matt Page – “Keg me.”
Anonymous Under 19er – “Mum said it is okay with her as long as I don’t miss the bus home and she has to pick me up again. Do I need ID?”
Second Grade Hooker and Beer Connoisseur Stu Pass – “Why do you always go for quantity and not quality? Instead of a whole keg of VB we could have one small glass each of a nice boutique Belgian beer brewed from peaches or raspberries and savour it rather than slop it down like a pack of Siberian Peasants.”