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Nickname/s: Whitto, Weigh-a-ton, Sphere
Height & weight: 178cm & 112kg
Born, date & place: Westmead, 10th March 1980
Lives: Gladesville
Job: Event sponsorship
Marital Status: Single
Rugby Position/s: Tight Head & Number 8
Rugby Background: School footy at King’s, Colts at Sydney Uni and now Old Boys’
Seasons for Kobs: 4
Kobs Tours: Not yet
Rugby Highlights: 2 ‘Duck’ Farrant Premierships with Kobbies. 1sts & 2nds joint GPS Premiership at school. Tackling the St Edmunds fullback around the ankles after chasing him down, then stealing the ball off him to score under the posts!
Rugby Lowlights: 3 years off with back and neck problems
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Barker, Knox & St George
Rugby Goal: To migrate to fly half
Favourite Rugby team: Waratahs
Favourite Rugby player: Phil Kearns
Play any other sports: Cricket, Touch Footy
Favourites
Drink: Bundy & Coke
Food: Steak, Eggs and Chips – or a Roast
Movie: Shawshank Redemption
Book: The Alchemist
Song: Back 2 Good – Matchbox 20
Band: Nirvana
actress: Always liked Renee Russo
actor: John Malkovich, Harrison Ford
TV Show: Law & Order
Pick up line: “Be unique and different – just say yes”
Best Saturday night ever: Grand final wins with Kobs. My 21st was pretty large too…
Scariest Moment in Life: Being a passenger on a 4 wheel drive trip and totally sliding off the road when real muddy. Another 100m down the road and it would have been a cliff. Just not being in control was the worst bit…
Best advice from your Parents: Think, try your best, and have fun
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Tough call. Too many good blokes in this club. Probably my old school mate Bryce Morley ‘cause of the history there. It also wouldn’t be just one beer…
Nickname/s: Bassett, Cabrider, God, Nobody (cause nobody is perfect)
Height & weight: Short and Stumpy
Born, date & place: Yass – 8th January 1981
Lives: Woollahra
Job: Export Trader – Without me the world would stop spinning
Marital Status: Depends where my girlfriend is at the time…
Rugby Position/s: Started at Fullback, moved to Centres, then 5/8 and now Halfback…. If this continues I’ll be Tight Head by 2009
Rugby Background: Played for Gunning Galahs under 5’s, Kings, Orange Ag College and now KOBS
Seasons for Kobs: 4
Kobs Tours: Well Campbelltown is off the map do a Bus trip to Campbelltown is the extent of it
Rugby Highlights: Seeing the Waratahs get smacked 96-12 to the Crusaders
Rugby Lowlights: Tried to convert in front by drop kicking, not waiting for the tee. I missed and we lost by 1. If I kicked it we would have made the semis.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Barker Old Boys, Orange Emus, Waratahs and South Africa
Rugby Goal: The things that I’ve scored thousands of tries under
Favourite Rugby team: The Mighty Brumbies and anyone playing the Waratahs
Favourite Rugby player: George Smith… The bloke is a machine
Play any other sports: Boxing, Cricket, Formula 1, Rugby League, Street fighting, Snow Boarding, Jet Boat Driving, and Big Wave Surfing…… All on my X-Box 360
Favourites
Drink: You’ve all seen me Skol…. Beer – 6 at a time
Food: Late Night Lamb sandwich (kebab)
Movie: Basic Instinct – the 2 seconds at 1hr 42min 34sec
Book: I’ve only read 1 – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Song: The Kingdome is our Fortress…..
Band: Hi 5
actress: Cameron Diaz
actor: Ron Jeremy
TV Show: Dancing with the Stars, Big Brother, McLauds Daughters, Desperate House wives and The Biggest Loser (I live with the misses so clearly don’t wear the pants)
Pick up line: You’re not the best looking girl but beauty is only a light switch away…
Best Saturday night ever: Saturday the 8th Jan 1981…. The night that changed the world
Scariest Moment in Life: In the Cross at 4am, upstairs at a strip joint and the Dinger broke.
Best advice from your Parents: From the Old Man – “Mate it’s a numbers game” Quantity not Quality
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Geez that’s a tough Gig… I think I’ll send that one through to the keeper… I love all you guys…
Nickname/s: Kongy
Height & weight: Not that much & Way too much
Born, date & place: Perth, Western australia 1983
Lives: K.L. Malaysia
Job: Full-Time Student
Marital Status: Spoken for
Rugby Position/s: Prop and sometimes full-back when France lets me.
Rugby Background: Started in 1999, for my club in Malaysia called COBRa. Played most of my rugby there then came to australia and joined KOBs. Played for Wesley College as well.
Seasons for Kobs: 2002-Current
Kobs Tours: None
Rugby Highlights: Winning the Rugby Final against St. Pauls in 2004. 14 -10
Rugby Lowlights: Losing the Grand Final in 2003 for KOBs 1s.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Blue Mountains, Barker.
Rugby Goal: To get KOBs into the 1st Division comp
Favourite Rugby team: Western Force (as soon as they start, Waratahs for now.)
Favourite Rugby player: Phil “Uncle Fester” Waugh
Play any other sports: everything on the Playstation 2 but also basketball, soccer, tooooooooouuuuchhhhhhhh, ping pong and volleyball
Favourites
Drink: Beam & Coke “Stay True”
Food: I can’t fit it all in this space
Movie: Remember The Titans / LOTR I, II, III
Book: The Hobbit
Song: Only One
Band: Yellowcard
actress: Eva Mendes
actor: Keanu Reeves
TV Show: The O.C.
Pick up line: haven’t had the chance to use one
Best Saturday night ever: Back home with my good mates after winning the footy.
Scariest Moment in Life: Breaking my leg in 1996.
Best advice from your Parents: “Stop eating.” That’s it.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Robbie Kent, He can have half a schooner and will get pissed, would be well funny before i bite the dust.
Nickname/s: chuckie
Height & weight: 6″ . . . . . . 17st 6 lbs
Born, date & place: good auld dublin, 1981
Lives: in a pint o Guinness . . . Randwick
Job: shit shoveller (at the moment only, by the way!)
Marital Status: all sexed out
Rugby Position/s: prop, either side, hooker
Rugby Background: Played for De Le Salle Palmerston in dublin since the age of six. Schools rugby Sandford Park. 2003 season for Geraldine in Canterbury N.Z.
Seasons for Kobs: first
Kobs Tours: none, YET, yeeeeeha!
Rugby Highlights: captaining colts, man of the match awards, player of the year in high school and 2002 in club rugby. reps teams. Grand final in N.Z
Rugby Lowlights: breaking teeth and ruining my complexion. haha. losing a team mate(broken neck), on the pitch in N.Z.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Lindfield, (first game for kings)
Rugby Goal: keep playin hard until a woman starts giving me alternatives. come on lads, we all are gonna go that way!!!!!!!
Favourite Rugby team: ireland and the twos
Favourite Rugby player: has to be the little fella. . . TROJ!!! john hayes or shane byrne
Play any other sports: tiddly winks and extreme drinking, tough one!
Favourites
Drink: water or tooheys oh and of course guiness. but cider too!!
Food: eh hello!!!! im a fat bastard, everything!
Movie: has to be, babe pig in the city
Book: Raving Lunacy, Dave Courteney
Song: eye of the tiger . . im a tuf guy ya know!!
Band: loads. bob marley. the dubliners . . ,
actress: oooooooooo . . Natalie POrtman at the moment
actor: myself to the ref
TV Show: home n away. legend
Pick up line: what did u just say?
Best Saturday night ever: too many last sats 30th april bus trip was hilarious the parts i wasnt blacked out for my birhday for!!
Scariest Moment in Life: yesterday the far door of the lift hoist opened on the eight storey wen i leaned against it. freaked me big time. big drop man. wouldnt be pretty
Best advice from your Parents: head down arse up, (at work u sick bastards!!)
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: not answerin that. . . but troj!! the cuddliest prop apart from me. hahaha
Nickname/s: Mick (Dickey Knee?)
Height & weight: about 5 foot 10″, 63kg
Born, date & place: St George hospital, Queensland (where else but), 1984
Lives: Petersham, until we’re evicted in a few weeks
Job: Labourer
Marital Status: desperate!
Rugby Position/s: 9, 10, 11, 14, 15
Rugby Background: Soccer from under 4’s through under 12’s (it helped), then Toowoomba Prep for a year, King’s from 97-02, then straight into Kobbies since
Seasons for Kobs: 2003 onwards (that’s 3, for those who struggle with maths)
Kobs Tours: None
Rugby Highlights: beating joeys at school about twice as much as we lost to them
Rugby Lowlights: making the last 2 GF’s only to be dominated in the em
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: any team with co#@$^ts
Rugby Goal: support the reds to a super 14 premiership
Favourite Rugby team: see above!
Favourite Rugby player: Latho of course
Play any other sports: tennis, golf, chess
Favourites
Drink: Milk
Food: dirty bird of some sort
Movie: LOTR 1, 2, 3
Book: as above
Song: Gary Jules – Mad World
Band: Coldplay/Powderfinger
actress: Renee Zellweger
actor: Kevin Spacey
TV Show: Simpsons/Southpark (yep i’m mature)
Pick up line: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Best Saturday night ever: GF weekends.
Scariest Moment in Life: waking up in hospital after an ‘incident’ when i was 14… then seeing the housemaster….
Best advice from your Parents: drink less, eat more
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Bobcat. cause his drinking patterns are what’s gunna kill me anyway.
Nickname/s: Blackie, King
Height & weight: 194cm & 95Kg
Born, date & place: 1981, Inglewood, QLD
Lives: Camperdown, Brisvegas, Bangalow (nomad)
Job: Student/Sales Rep
Marital Status: I live with me missus
Rugby Position/s: 8, second-row
Rugby Background: Barker, Inverell, Easts, Gordon, St. andrews Col, KOBBIES
Seasons for Kobs: 3
Kobs Tours: None
Rugby Highlights: Probably emmanuel tours for college and Kobbies social events(ball, presentation day)
Rugby Lowlights: Losing any games, especially 2003 Kobbies GF and Rawson cup games at college.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: BOBS, KNOXfags, Blue Mountains
Rugby Goal: Win a GF. Never won a comp with any rugby team.
Favourite Rugby team: Kobbies, Tahs, Inverell Highlanders.
Favourite Rugby player: Michael Brial (angry young man), Gore
Play any other sports: Golf, Base jumping, Tennis, Championship extreme bass fishing.
Favourites
Drink: any little bottle of juice
Food: Roast
Movie: Supertroopers
Book: N/a
Song: Heaps; Little Green Bag
Band: Counting Crows/Springsteen
actress: Elizabeth Shue
actor: Ed Norton
TV Show: Simpsons
Pick up line: don’t need them. The ladies come straight to the source.
Best Saturday night ever: Black tie events are always a pretty safe bet for a good one, or a night at the pacific in Yamba followed by a swim.
Scariest Moment in Life: 2 words….pregnancy tests.
Best advice from your Parents: When I was 14….”if you’re gunna get drunk, get drunk at home where we can see you”.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Dunno….maybe Gore cause i know he’d have a cigarette.
Nickname/s: Freck, spot, G-spot, Dog, Gollum, arny
Height & weight: ?
Born, date & place: 07/11/1979, Merriwa 2329 (They shut the maternity ward down after this dissaster)
Lives: Balmain
Job: Fireman and sometimes an accountant aswell
Marital Status: my mates would say ‘I used to know a bloke’
Rugby Position/s: Flanker
Rugby Background: started in the under 8’s as a prop and hope to make it back to the front row when i grow up.
Seasons for Kobs: 5th season
Kobs Tours: Mudgee 7s in 2002. Vowed never to tour on a tour organised by keef agian. The 3 star accomadation he booked ended up being the park next door to the pub. Cracking time had by all
Rugby Highlights: Scoring a try in 1995
Rugby Lowlights: Being bunted back a good 3 meters on the weekend by the half back
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Barker Old Boys’
Rugby Goal: To be still playing for kobbies when i’m 57
Favourite Rugby team: Kobbies
Favourite Rugby player: Sarge
Play any other sports: Lawn Bowls, Handstands
Favourites
Drink: Rum and milk
Food: Roast Lamb with heaps of roast veggies
Movie: The castle
Book: Peter Rabbit or The Firm
Song: Hey True blue
Band: Slim Dusty, Johnny Williamson and Mellancoln
actress: Jenna Jamison
actor: Morgan Freeman
TV Show: Rove Live
Pick up line: So, how about it?
Best Saturday night ever: Not yet!
Scariest Moment in Life: Inviting Josephine Banks to my year 10 Formal
Best advice from your Parents: Doesn’t matter what your doing, do it as hard as you can. I have found there are a few exceptions but otherwise it’s pretty good advice.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Who?I don’t really like the bloke but it would probably have to be Sherro (Keef)
Nickname/s: phatman
Height & weight: 193cm & 112kg
Born, date & place: South Melbourne, 1978
Lives: Stanmore
Job: Team Manager – Relationship Management
Marital Status: Single (he he he)
Rugby Position/s: No. 8, Second Row
Rugby Background: I started at KOBS about 4 years ago in the mighty Hooligans side. Progressed up a few grades and currently am stranded on the sideline with an eye injury.
Seasons for Kobs: 4th season
Kobs Tours: Not Enough
Rugby Highlights: Being a part of Thirsty Thirds last year.
Rugby Lowlights: Being defeated by Colleagues 3-0 in the Hooligans deciding match.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Liverpool
Rugby Goal: To be allowed to kick for goal or touch.
Favourite Rugby team: Brumbies
Favourite Rugby player: Jim Williams (ye olde No.
Play any other sports: Cricket, aFL, and yes.. Netball
Favourites
Drink: Carlton Draught
Food: Spaghetti Bolognese
Movie: Top Gun
Book: Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
Song: Seven Nation army – The White Stripes
Band: Pearl Jam
actress: Jenna Jamison
actor: Samuel L Jackson
TV Show: MythBusters
Pick up line: If i asked you for sex, would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
Best Saturday night ever: In my first season, being the MOOSE of the week after kicking a goal from the sideline. at least i think it was my best Saturday night ever.. What i can remember of it.
Scariest Moment in Life: Hoping that your boys dont swim.
Best advice from your Parents: Make it up as you go along.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Sarge, He wouldn’t let me just have ONE beer before i died.
Nickname/s: Moose
Height & weight: 182cm & 105kg
Born, date & place: 1974, Canberra aCT
Lives: Lane Cove
Job: Booze Peddler
Marital Status: Married
Rugby Position/s: Hooker, Prop, 5/8
Rugby Background: Norths Canberra Juniors, Joeys, aNU, KOBS.
Seasons for Kobs: 8th season
Kobs Tours: 4 to Mudgee
Rugby Highlights: Every Saturday.
Rugby Lowlights: Not scoring a try in 11 years.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Matraville, Rockdale, Hurstone Park
Rugby Goal: Score a try win a grand final.
Favourite Rugby team: Brumbies
Favourite Rugby player: Melon
Play any other sports: Croquet
Favourites
Drink: Beer
Food: Yum Cha
Movie: Happy Gilmour
Book: Mr Silly
Song: Right Now
Band: Van Halen
actress: Jennifer Garner
actor: adam Sandler
TV Show: Simpsons
Pick up line: “your right, I am hot”
Best Saturday night ever: Every Saturday (when the previous one is forgotten).
Scariest Moment in Life: Waking up to find myself in a car accident with a tree sitting in the passenger seat.
Best advice from your Parents: stop putting trees in the passenger seat of the car it will freak you out.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Hopefully my grand kid as he is still kicking crap out of Liverpool for the Kobbies.
Nickname/s: Chapo, Cookie, Dirty Hippy
Height & weight: Almost 5’11”, 85 3kg
Born, date & place: Sydney Womens Hospital, 25th May1977
Lives: Erskineville
Job: Distribution Manager
Marital Status: More or less
Rugby Position/s: Flanker, getting slower though.
Rugby Background: The rugby powerhouse of Fort St High, pre-piratical Wests Colts, KOBs
Seasons for Kobs: Do the ones where I’m injured for the season count? Started in 1997. Make it 10 minus the 4 or so I’ve missed.
Kobs Tours: None
Rugby Highlights: Tackling Liverpool Inside Centre in GF 3(?) years ago, stealing the ball, and Stokoe scoring in the corner. I’m really just a simple breakaway chasing the ball.
Rugby Lowlights: Losing in every GF I’ve ever played in.
Club/s you most enjoy defeating: Balmain High, Barker…
Rugby Goal: Manage a full season.
Favourite Rugby team:
Favourite Rugby player: George Smith – but Josh Kronfeld got it all started
Play any other sports: Hmmm. Not for a while.
Favourites
Drink: Coopers Green
Food: Chorizo
Movie: Dead Man
Book: Infinite Jest
Song: “Hurt” or “I Hung My Head” from Cash’s American Songbook
Band: Spurs for Jesus
actress:
actor: Johnny Depp
TV Show: Scrubs, Spicks and Specks
Pick up line: I think it is impossible to top the Phatman’s. Go look at his profile.
Best Saturday night ever: The random collection of memories from any and all Storey St parties.
Scariest Moment in Life: Wests Colts playing Eastwood. Caught on the bottom of a ruck. Feet flip over head. Neck crunches. Extremities tingle. No rugby for 3 years.
Best advice from your Parents: Never be too good at what you do, your boss won’t let you go anywhere.
Last beer before you die can be shared with one Kobbie: Matty Bonser – but only if he brings his clipboard.